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About me:

i was raised by robots in the jungle. living a subsistence lifestyle of hunting and gathering we created an alliance with the cats. one day i woke up and was suddenly in new york city. while in NYC walking in a hazed daze of confusion i tripped and fell into a garbage barge. sailed the seven seas in the gar-barge until it left me in gwelf one dewey fall morning. that is the story of my life. also ive been struck by lightning 10 times, which means contrary to popular belief....i am not actually a cat... theories of my being part robot have yet to be proven as false.

Who I'd like to meet:

bjork, marky mark, the dali lama, cory hart.... but mostly i would like to meet you. for tea and crumpets.

Details

  • Status: Swinger
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: i live and exist only in my mind.....
  • Body type: 5' 8" / Body builder
  • Religion: Scientologist
  • Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: astronaut
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

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