People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care.
I think the life cycle is all backwards..
You should start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, you should wake up in an old-age nursing home feeling better and better every day. Eventually, you'll get kicked out for being too healthy and go collect a pension check.
When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You'll work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. Then, you drink alcohol, party, have promiscuous sex and get ready for high school.
After that, you go to primary school, become a kid, play (and, have no bills or responsibilities).
Next, you become a baby. You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in a luxurious, spa-like environment with central heating and room service.
And, you finish off as an orgasm!
(this wisdom provided to you by my older brother, William)