Vespers's Blog
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A lil bit about me...
Why I'm Here:
To network with other musicians, record labels, producers, and DJs and to get the word out about my tunes.
Interests:
Watching midget porn while munching on peanut butter and ketchup sandwiches.
Covering my friends in Thousand Island salad dressing and chasing them around the yard...wearing a neon green Speedo and chrome aviators.
Heroes:
Michael Jackson, for defying all stereotypes, achieving notoriety through the indescriminate use of plastic surgery, and making it acceptible to grab your own crotch in public. Who's bad? Oh, wait...shit, it's me.
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Yamaha WX5 - midi dildo?
Current mood:
hornySo I just got this crazy new piece of gear. It's a midi wind controller made by Yamaha. The WX5. I got it because it looks cool. Really. I'm impulsive like that. It's strange, I have this weird attraction to things with blue lights on them. If something has a blue light, I HAVE to get it. The WX5 doesn't have any blue lights, but it has red lights. Red lights are almost as good as blue lights.
Anyways, this thing rocks my socks off. Since I play the sax I figured it would be sweet to use a saxophone style midi controller to play synths live. Well I was right. It's wicked. Just plug that puppy into my Virus synth and PRESTO! I'm playing wild, jungle basslines with this funky hi-tech stick of plastic. My friend Illesha www.myspace.com/illesha calls it a "midi dildo". I think she need to get laid.
you just deleted our friendship....
*heartbreaks*
Word up. The weekend was a blast. It was fun big pimping with you at Hush. Lates Ash.
by please I mean pleasure....
Fair enough, I'll keep it for my viewing please
Great to see you this weekend.
You breached our confidentiality agreement ;) I control the speedo patent.