Born and raised in Israel, I quickly learned that my destiny lies in the field of of agricultural politics. Fearing that my family will suffer from the repercussions of my liberal ideas, I decided to disguise myself as a failed musician. Unfortunately, the disguise worked too well, and I ended up fooling myself. I am now seeking out a way to fulfill my destiny, in which baby carrots rule the world, and sweet potatoes are no longer feared or loathed.
I will someday find a way. Until then, I work as an office assistant by day, a musician for hire by night, and couch potato/carrot whenever possible.
Who I'd like to meet: