PAT THORNTON
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Pat Thornton
At a beach pretending to be a kids dad. I'm acting, not just a huge creep.
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Pat Thornton
"@JaredSales: #ALF the movie on its way? http://t.co/iM6yRJXA #fb"// I'm in.
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Pat Thornton
Watching Young Justice Invasion. #CoolShow
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Pat Thornton
What's your favorite dimension?
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Pat Thornton
Okay guys I'm doing this again. Where can I do stand up tonight? #fb
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Comments
- brad AKA a pig in a cag…1 year ago
thanks for the add, diggin 'the hot box' a lot of really clever bits on it, keep up work that is good
- Courtney Wells2 years ago
Spreadin the love.... xox
- The DoneFors2 years ago
Oh boy! You're sweet AND lucky. So you get an audio lollipop! Go get your free downloadable lollipop of The DoneFors song "In a Cornfield" from www.thedonefors.com. You'll feel all sugar-rushy inside.
Love,
The DoneFors - Josh Saltzman2 years ago
Hi Pat.
- Jakt and Jeff Math2 years ago
gsus christ, Pat Thornton is awesome. that is all.
ITS AAAPPLES. - Social Retard Productio…2 years ago
Hey Pat,
How're things? Just wanted to let you know about Social Retard Productions' New Online Store: www.srpstore.bigcartel.com
There you can get the lastest SRP DVD release: "WHERE ARE MY SHORTS?", a collection of short films and videos that SRP has produced from 2007 to present. Check out the store when you get a chance and let me know what you think.
Thanks,
Andrew - Josh Saltzman2 years ago
Chicken or go!
Amazing! - Josh Saltzman2 years ago
SPUP
- Patricia Villetto2 years ago
Have you seen my Salty Pennies Video yet?
- High Heels Lo Fi2 years ago
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Interests
General
I love making people laugh, I love to dance (I am an amazing dancer- not to hot with choreography, but freestyle-DAMN!) I like stock footage of dogs riding horses, I love blowing bubbles, I love eating spaghetti and many different types of sandwiches, I love recording tv with my personal video recorder and then fast forwarding through all the commercials, I love cartoons- preferably superhero cartoons, I like speaking in funny voices, I love pictures of cheetahs etc. etc.Music
Movies
Television
Books
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Live From New York, Duck on a BikeHeroes
Bill Murray, Chris Farley, Wes Anderson, Woody Allen, Adam Sandler, Mike Myers
Latest Blog Entries
- Aug 4, 2006 9:47 PM WWW.SHOHU.CA
- Aug 4, 2006 9:28 PM AN ARTICLE I WROTE FOR THE STAR (FROM A WHILE AGO)
- Aug 4, 2006 9:18 PM HEY BETH
- Aug 4, 2006 9:13 PM A STAND-UP COMIC REFLECTS ON SOME OF LIFE'S BIGGER MOMENTS
- Aug 4, 2006 9:11 PM FART POLICE
Friends (23)
- MY FACE THEATRE
- Seán Cullen
- The Sketchersons
- Punched Up™
- Gary Rideout Jr.
- Inessa Frantowski
- Zombie King
- Nikki
- Fraser is pretty much d…
- Man The Dan
- Craig Brown
- holly p.
- G-rant
- Bob's Your Knuckle
- The ALTdot COMedy Lounge
- The SketchCOMedy Lounge
- Diamondfield Entertainm…
- Naomi
- Matti b
- Good Morning World!
- The Imponderables
- The Tragically Hip
- Kevin Hearn & Thin Buck…
Music
Blurbs
About me:
Pat Thornton is a miracle in many ways...ever heard of the miracle of birth...well Pat Thornton was totally born- something to think about. Born in Kingston Ontario and raised in Mississauga, Pat now resides in Toronto where he works very hard (but makes it look so easy) at making people laugh in many ways. An accomplished stand-up (nominated for the 2005 Tim Sims Encouragement Fund Award- for which he appeared on the Cream of Comedy Special on the Comedy Network and more recently on the LOL special for MuchMusic) he also performs regularily with his sketch troupe, The Sketchersons in their show Sunday Night Live (Sundays 9 o'clock at the Brunswick house). Also an actor, he can be seen in some random commercials- if you happen to live in Kentucky he can be currently seen in both a Kentucky Lottery commercial and a commercial for a music compilation called Redneck Country- pretty awesome huh- he can also be seen on some tv shows- a couple episodes of Monster Warriors (YTV) his shoulder can be seen in the background of one sketch in season 4 of Comedy Inc. (CTV, Comedy Network) and as a series regular on a show called PUNCHED UP- coming to the Comedy Network this fall.Who I'd like to meet:
People that like to laugh. People that like to fart. People that laugh when people fart.Details
- Status: Single
- Hometown: Mississauga
- Orientation: Straight
- Zodiac Sign: Virgo
- Children: Someday
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Education: Some college
- Income: Less than $30,000
Schools
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GORDON GRAYDON MEMORIAL SECONDARY SCHOOL
- Mississauga, Canada
- Graduated: 1996
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
1992 to 1996






















