Sweet Mother of the Fire Cubes! I haven't blogged since Dinosaurs became birds. It is time. How is everyone out there in the human world. I have been doing some amazing things since Christmas 2006. I have a lovely new wife and baby boy named Brendan. I have two new Hamish X books : The Hollow Mountain, and Hamish X Goes To Providence, Rhode Island. Maybe you saw me on Last Comic Standing where I made it to number six! Right now, I'm in Los Angeles selling some script ideas, fondling prairie dogs and getting my eyes waxed. Things are looking up! Keep in touch. I'll update this crap more often humans. You are Humans, right?
I used to be human but I have since evolved. I am now (how do you humans say it?) "unemployed"?
On this plane of existance, I await the coming of "THE THIRD O"
(Oprah being the first, Obama being the second, the third being Open Bar.)
All hail Chumbatropolis the Icky.
I saw the episode of "Last Comic..." when all of you comedian types went to Bed Bath & Beyond.
What exactly is "Beyond"??
Could they have come up with a more intriguing name for a store?
...and, you shouldn't have toned up so much dude. People like chubby comedians.
Statistically, films associated with the name Sean sell 100% of the time, due to Sean Connery, so theres no way you're script won't sell.
Please, save cinema!
And if you really succeed; Maybe, just maybe, you'll finally earn that star on the Del Crary park walk of fame in Peterborough ;)
Don't forget about us starving Canadian actors while you explore your mystical new realms.
All the best Sean,
Taylor
Hi Sean,
Its always good to share views on blog as it updates most of ur' friends and the groups u've joined to chat with.
Howz Los Angeles City,i hear its a great one almost in the whole World.
Bye,
Muwayi,
Uganda.
I'm glad your starting to see life and live again!! 2006 is long gone, time to kick ass in what you do best! Congrates to you and you lovely wife and son. Wish you the best in Los Angeles.
I hope you ment your brows waxed...not your eyes! Oh lord help you already!
Love Karen
You have the honor of being the first person I was ever wrong about winning Last Comic Standing. I agree you were robbed, but I think if you had bigger boobs you might have won.
betrayed
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10 of 12MoreI used to be human but I have since evolved. I am now (how do you humans say it?) "unemployed"? On this plane of existance, I await the coming of "THE THIRD O" (Oprah being the first, Obama being the second, the third being Open Bar.) All hail Chumbatropolis the Icky.
I saw the episode of "Last Comic..." when all of you comedian types went to Bed Bath & Beyond. What exactly is "Beyond"?? Could they have come up with a more intriguing name for a store? ...and, you shouldn't have toned up so much dude. People like chubby comedians.
And of course, kids TV could definitely use some saving too.
Statistically, films associated with the name Sean sell 100% of the time, due to Sean Connery, so theres no way you're script won't sell. Please, save cinema! And if you really succeed; Maybe, just maybe, you'll finally earn that star on the Del Crary park walk of fame in Peterborough ;) Don't forget about us starving Canadian actors while you explore your mystical new realms. All the best Sean, Taylor
Hi Sean, Its always good to share views on blog as it updates most of ur' friends and the groups u've joined to chat with. Howz Los Angeles City,i hear its a great one almost in the whole World. Bye, Muwayi, Uganda.
I'm glad your starting to see life and live again!! 2006 is long gone, time to kick ass in what you do best! Congrates to you and you lovely wife and son. Wish you the best in Los Angeles. I hope you ment your brows waxed...not your eyes! Oh lord help you already! Love Karen
I'm human but not sure about the rest of the great unwashed .
Hey guy, good luck with the scripts. Are they for tv or movies? I look forward to seeing one or the other with your name on it!
You were robbed. Unbelievably robbed. And last time I checked, I was human, but things keep changing these days.
You have the honor of being the first person I was ever wrong about winning Last Comic Standing. I agree you were robbed, but I think if you had bigger boobs you might have won.