Kris Humphries can’t stop talking smack about Kim K and her family. Eminem is about to get in trouble with PETA for hitting pretend baby seals. And a police officer’s widow was awarded 3 million after her husband died mid-threesome. These are some of our favorite links of the day…Enjoy!
Eminem whacks digital baby seals in the head in Cee Lo Green’s new video. To save the digital baby seals PETA has asked Hologram Tupac to come to the rescue and open up a can of virtual whoop ass.
Johnny Deep (having recently split from his partner of 14 years) is having the most predictable mid-life crisis ever by dating a much younger girl and buying her a pony.
Prince William is set to inherit $15.5 million on his 30th birthday. Just to put the prince’s money into famous people terms: that’s like 1/2 of what KStew makes per movie, 750 personal soda carriers for Karl Lagerfeld, or the equivalent of 75,000 ridiculous hats for Kate Middleton.
Matthew McConaughey announced he is done making romantic comedies and wants to concentrate on edgier acting choices. McConaughey explained the decision saying “I was like, yeah, this acting thing, it’s a rodeo. All right, let’s go ride the bull.” And then he presumably took his shirt off.
Kris Humphries (ex-Mr Kim Kardashian) is claiming that Momager Kris Jenner told Kim to make the infamous sex tape that made her famous and that Kris even asked her daughter to re-shoot the sex tape when the first one “wasn’t pretty enough.” This just seems like some wholesome, loving motherly advice. What kind of
evil famemonger good mother is going to let her daughter release an un-pretty sex tape?
A police officer died while having three-way sex. A court then awarded his widow 3 million dollars deciding that a doctor should have warned her husband against such heart strenuous activities like engaging in an athletic round of three way sex. Case closed. Hurray for the justice system!
This guy is awesome. Everyone should join his gym. (WARNING: Video Contains Explicit Language)
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